You All Suck Balls

Jon discovers the internet and all of a sudden we're in a book club?

5. The Thin Red Line -- I remember liking the book then being really disappointed by the movie.

4. Sphere -- I guess any movie where you really have to use your imagination gets ruined when people try to do it for you.

3. It -- Stephen Kings books don't always translate well to the screen, especially when they're made-for-tv miniseries.

2. Must Love Dogs -- I didn't see the movie or read the book, but I deduce they are both pieces of shit.

1. Running With Scissors -- fun book, bad movie.

Here's a good list of books to movies.